Flumpty's Jam lyrics(Verse 1)Flumpty's Jam lyrics by Ultranova53
Look over there, it's the Egg Man!
Can he scare? Yes he can, with his Cartoon gang!
It's a game they made for you
So when the timer starts let your dreams come true!
Watch as the monsters come to life before your very eyes
Can't help but wonder as your fate soon plunders
Birthday block comes around and stops
But the innocence is real, (Oh so many feels!)
And your mind smells tasty, that's the deal! (Make sure that owl is sealed)
They broke the live of childhood dreams, (Says Whinnie the Bear, just stare if you dare)
Have you got the patience or will the clown become your
Jump up loud for Flumpty's Jam!
Spick and spam and goes well with ham
Kick start your charger screams beg louder
Scramble the hours and we will land!
Restart your software, take good care
As Piglet's body sits and stares
Let the body trace no soul inside
Consume the funk and let it ride!
THIS IS The Flumpty Jam!
Yes this is THE FLUMPTY JAM!
Now the game begins with a BANG!
Not Here All Night LyricsHello, hello, welcome to your first night,Not Here All Night Lyrics by Ultranova53
In the place where the pizza is hot and the fun brings light.
Now you saw us in the local news,
What made your thought presume, this was the job for you,
what will you do?!
between 12am and the break of dawn,
The toys start to glitch from when they power on.
You got your cameras and your flashlight what more is there to need,
Just be quick, just be ready
for their pretty scaryyy
Just be very very wary as the night goes on,I maybe there at the beginning, but not for long,
I've pre-recorded messages to keep you aliiive
Cus I'm The phone guy, I'm here to take the care and the fear,
But once the time ends near, I will not be here,
Yeah I'm the phone guy ring ring,
these are all the rules I bring,
There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive
I'm the phone guy, tick tock,
watch the hours on the clock,
Time has arisen to be careful of decisions
You make, I am the phone guy! Yes I am, the phone guy!a
Hey hey how ya doin? Now the first night
Try me, bitch.Try me, bitch. by Zombietastic-Artist
Pairings – Sibling!Salvatores x Reader
Warnings – Slight swearing.
Genre(s) – Humor
Word Count – 603
Based off that hilarious try me bitch meme video. Hope you enjoy~!
A loud, raucous laugh echoed through the Boarding House and you couldn’t help it as you replayed the video on your tablet once more. “Put that candy back, I’m not buying you all that meth! *gets smacked by thrown candy* Oh! Try me, bitch!” another fit of wild giggles filled the air as you collapsed into the parlor couch and held the tablet to your chest.
“Whatcha got there, [n/n]?” you gave a startled jolt as Stefan peered over the couch at you. Sure, you were a vampire like your older brothers but you’d been so engrossed in the funny clip you didn’t even hear the older vamp come in.
“God, don’t sneak up on me like that b
The Orphan boyThe Orphan boy.The Orphan boy by Pseudowitch
Tao was a kind hearted ten year old orphan boy who loved nature. He was fascinated by plants, animals, and even insects. Only he was shy and very small for his age. Most potential parents did not even seem to notice him. Other orphans at the center would tease him about his size and try to push him around only he was a scrapper when cornered; he could hold his own. The orphanage was surrounded by a tall hedge and rested near a large forest area that was home to many animals.
Tao would look out the window and stare into the woods for hours a day, just watching the animals as they peered back at him from the trees. It was a thrill to him, boring to others. Tao often wished he could live in the forests and have a family with the animals as no human seemed to want to adopt him.
On one fateful day, Tao saw two bullies from the orphanage terrorizing a kitten by forcing paper bags onto her feet and tying them into place with string while spraying water in her face each time sh
That Eye ThingThat Eye Thing by Zombietastic-Artist
Pairings – Damon Salvatore x Reader
Warnings – None.
Genre(s) – Humor/Fluff
Word Count – 557
This is a direct sequel to ‘Wild Sparks’ so make sure to read that one first, k?
“I just dunno how you do it…” you muttered as you sat on a stool in the Boarding House kitchen, watching the fine ass of your vampire boyfriend Damon Salvatore. Said Salvatore was busy flipping pancakes but gave you a glance over his shoulder and put four on your plate. Raising an eyebrow, you smirked and made a motion with your hands. Keep ‘em comin’.
“Do what?” he asked as he poured out more batter. “Maintain such a perfect and delectable body that you just can’t keep your eyes off of?” Damon replied wryly as he shot you a wink. Rolling your eyes, you chuckled.
“Noooo.” you dragged t
French Job and Japanese Job"French job" is a slang of fellatio in English, so will "Japanese job" be a slang of tentacle erotica in English some day?French Job and Japanese Job by Henri-Francois
TF story/artwork challenge and the sad puppy storyHi :iconsassydragon18: Sassy here to to make a TF story/artwork challenge in this journal (for those who will accept the challenge just leave a comment) .TF story/artwork challenge and the sad puppy story by SassyDragon18
TF story/artwork challenge is:
Making a TF story OR a TF picture of bad children (or even teenagers) getting TFs for doing something that was unforgivable or just being down right cruel to animal (or fantasy creature) or a person (the person can be a anthro if you wish it to be) Here are the rules:
#1: Don't over do it with the violence in it. Meaning don't over do it with beatings (if it has this) AND no over writing/showing about blood (No bleeding or gut showing TFs including) if has blood in it there's little in it.
#2: NO Mature Content story/art type of any kind, kind of goes with the first rule but still. Plus, it isn't just me who going to be seeing/reading it. Plus I'm not the kind of person who goes to read/see Mature Content (including over done violence bleeding TFs) all the time.
Commissions and Prices!! *PRICE UPDATES*- GOING RATES:Commissions and Prices!! *PRICE UPDATES* by RoFlo-Felorez
*1 character pose = free with every purchase
*more than 1 characters = $5.00 after the first character
+1 = $5.00
and so forth
*splash art non-background = free
*simple scenic earth-based background = $1.00 extra
*destroyed earth-based background= $3.00
*customized backgrounds = $5.00
*crazy scifi based backgrounds = $7.00
*light sketches in black and white
digital = $5.00
paper = $7.50
*sketches and flat colors
digital = $10.00
paper = $12.50
*sketches and toned colors with highlights and shades
Silver Shinobi Adventures - Ch1 FANART CONTESTI would like to feature your fanart in my official releases! Starting with Chapter 1, I'm going to be hosting a contest for a couple of weeks to get other people involved in this. The idea of this will not only be to advertise for the comic by featuring fanart from YOU, but also advertise for YOU because people will see your artwork.Silver Shinobi Adventures - Ch1 FANART CONTEST by SilverKazeNinja
I'm going to be opening five slots. These will be featured at the end of each release, and you will be given full credit. I will list your user name, as well as your real name (unless you request to keep that anonymous)
The only rules I have for this at the moment are to keep it tasteful, nothing explicit (no displays of full outright nudity, anything overly obscene/graphic, and to keep it relatively clean, avoid anything overly fetish-y). Remember, this is going public and NOT DA-exclusive, and I want to reach as many people as possible, so try to keep the material PG-13ish at most.
Single pictures (One-offs or series)
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